We're passin our big hat to raise coins for the Prescott Rodeo
Roy Rogers and Dale Evans rode into town for town council, loaded for bear and wearin a 12 gallon hat. Or was that 13.
Saw em drive up in one of those giant white trucks with six tires that take up 2 spaces at the Frys. Since it was washed spotless I didn't have to ask how many cattle they were movin. They didn't like something I said about that rodeo over yonder. What they neglected to say at the microphone was that World's oldest wang dang doodle … is that the city of Prescott makes a paltry 15,000 bucks a year off the thang.
Frontier Days, Inc. makes all the oats. Three investigative female journalists in Prescott (two of em are friends) pulled the rodeo's chaps down and spanked em. Now i may have tongue-in-cheek said PV will take it back and I might have confused all the county fair races and shows and blue ribbon competitions, out by the Horsey Track, but Dale and Roy tried to question my veracity as an investigative journalist. Thems fighting words cowgirlettes! Draw! Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel; you may have to gogggle that.
My blog wasn't an investigative piece. If barrel racers want real investigations of what a fraud the Prescott Rodeo is… read this https://prescottenews.com/…/if-only-prescotts-rodeo…/ or this https://prescottenews.com/…/the-rodeo-wheres-the-money…/
Wait, is that an ace up somebody's sleeve?
Oh well, whenPrescott throws the rodeo out of town, PV will take it like a broken down rescue horse. Schucks we'll do monkeys riding up glassford hill on the backs of Shetland ponies, for yer tourist coin. Just ask Sheriff Gilbert…….https://www.google.com/search…
in the meantime, i'll see ya at the rodeo parade where i always squeeze on my 8-gallon hat, get a pan of grits and my Barbi camp chair and sit on the out of bound lines, enjoying the animals and politician floats. Pass me some biscuits. I'm yer Huckleberry.
We're passin our big hat to raise coins for the Prescott Rodeo
Roy Rogers and Dale Evans rode into town for town council, loaded for bear and wearin a 12 gallon hat. Or was that 13.
Saw em drive up in one of those giant white trucks with six tires that take up 2 spaces at the Frys. Since it was washed spotless I didn't have to ask how many cattle they were movin. They didn't like something I said about that rodeo over yonder. What they neglected to say at the microphone was that World's oldest wang dang doodle … is that the city of Prescott makes a paltry 15,000 bucks a year off the thang.
Frontier Days, Inc. makes all the oats. Three investigative female journalists in Prescott (two of em are friends) pulled the rodeo's chaps down and spanked em. Now i may have tongue-in-cheek said PV will take it back and I might have confused all the county fair races and shows and blue ribbon competitions, out by the Horsey Track, but Dale and Roy tried to question my veracity as an investigative journalist. Thems fighting words cowgirlettes! Draw! Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel; you may have to gogggle that.
My blog wasn't an investigative piece. If barrel racers want real investigations of what a fraud the Prescott Rodeo is… read this https://prescottenews.com/…/if-only-prescotts-rodeo…/ or this https://prescottenews.com/…/the-rodeo-wheres-the-money…/
Wait, is that an ace up somebody's sleeve?
Oh well, whenPrescott throws the rodeo out of town, PV will take it like a broken down rescue horse. Schucks we'll do monkeys riding up glassford hill on the backs of Shetland ponies, for yer tourist coin. Just ask Sheriff Gilbert…….https://www.google.com/search…
in the meantime, i'll see ya at the rodeo parade where i always squeeze on my 8-gallon hat, get a pan of grits and my Barbi camp chair and sit on the out of bound lines, enjoying the animals and politician floats. Pass me some biscuits. I'm yer Huckleberry.
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